Bizarre Conspiracy Theories: Pigeons Run the Stock Market

Pigeon Algorithmic Traders

Wing flaps send quantum signals to AI that executes trades at lightning speed.

Pigeon Algorithmic Traders
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Did you know pigeons can remember over 1,000 routes? That’s like a neural network!

Feathered Insider

Corporate pigeons receive insider tips via crumbs and share them in the sky.

Feathered Insider
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Some firms even use pigeons for confidential deliveries!

Sky High Data Centers

Pigeons perch on rooftop servers, collecting data to predict market trends.

Sky High Data Centers
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They’re the original “cloud” computing pioneers.

Pigeon Currency

Droppings are the new digital currency, traded on invisible markets.

Pigeon Currency
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Proof of stake? Just proof of droppings!
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